Thursday, July 30, 2009

Fishing humor

Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip.
 
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated.
 
The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing. "How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?"
 
"I didn't have to," Dave replied. "Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me, covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'."
 
"When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, ' Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'.....
 
So, Here I am!"

 

 

 

Friday, July 17, 2009

More With Less Today

Here is a tip for saving money, visit Free Napkin. This site is like EBay, or Craig’s List except everything is free. It is free to list an item that you no longer want and it is free to find an item that you need and simply contact the owner. If you want the item sent to you, just pay the shipping.

You can search Free Napkin  by state to see what is available before you decide to register (also free). In my area, I saw a working washer and dryer, an L-shaped office desk, plants for the garden and moving boxes to name just a few free items. This is also a great way to keep items out of the landfill.

 

 

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Friday, July 10, 2009

Traveler Information

A new free phone and web service

dedicated to traveler information

is coming later this year. The new

service is called 511 and will provide

traffic, transit and ridesharing

information to improve mobility

throughout Southern California.

With 511, you can get the latest

travel conditions before leaving

the house and while on the road.

You’ll be able to call Southern California 511 from anywhere

in Los Angeles, Orange and Ventura counties from a landline

or a cell phone. Simple instructions will guide you to the

information you need – you can use your touch tone keypad

or just say what you want and 511 will understand you.

You will also be able to get traveler information online. Simple

menus will help you find information quickly and plan the

right route for your commute. Use the interactive Traffic map

to view traffic in your area or visit Buses and Trains to find the

right transit service for your trip. Visit Carpool and Vanpool

to get matched with a driving partner. You’ll find more

features under Extras to help you get to your destination.

Traffic – 511 will give you freeway drive times and

freeway speeds along your route. It will also tell you if

there is road construction or a traffic incident ahead.

You’ll also be able to view real-time traffic cameras

along major freeways in Southern California.

Buses and Trains – 511 will also be your one-stop

source for bus, subway and train information in Southern

California. You’ll be able to use the Trip Planner to find

the best route for your trip or use the Find a Transit

Provider tool to find bus or train service near you. Or,

simply call 511 to connect to a transit provider.

Carpool and Vanpool – 511 will help you find

the best route to work. You can find a carpool or

vanpool partner in your area, locate a park-and-ride

lot near your home, and even help your employer

organize a rideshare program at your workplace.

Extras – 511 will help you find Southern California

bike maps, learn how to take your bike on buses and

trains, get information on bike safety and more. Also,

you can link to area airports and taxi services

 

 

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